T0Y0TA MILITIA WHITE HEAVYWEIGHT T-SHIRT

$59.95 AUD
SIze Chart
Size: S
Color: White

20% OFF 2 OR MORE ITEMS

1-2 BUS DAYS PROCESSING + SHIPPING (ECONOMY & EXPRESS OPTIONS AVAILABLE)

About

The T0y0ta Militia: When You Need a Coup d'État... On a Shoestring Budget

Revolutions don't come cheap, but who says you have to break the bank to stage a successful regime change? Introducing the T0y0ta Militia - the ultimate budget-friendly weapon of political upheaval.

Based on the venerable 2004 Hilvx/Tac0ma platform, this modified military-grade pickup has everything you need to orchestrate a coup d'état without emptying your Swiss bank account. With its rugged good looks, off-road capabilities, and space to mount a heavy machine gun, the Melita is the people's chariot of choice for deposing despots and installing your hand-picked puppet government.

Whether you're overthrowing a corrupt dictator, staging a surprise invasion of your neighbor's territory, or engaging in some light civil unrest, the Militia has you covered. This no-frills model eschews fancy tech for pure, unadulterated function - no GPS tracking, no biometric security, just a good old-fashioned gas-guzzling engine and the unwavering determination to get the job done.

Don't settle for half-measures when it comes to your next coup. Upgrade to the T0y0ta Militia - the budget-friendly path to absolute power.

Limited run!

Grab yours while you can!

The team at High St hand prints all orders in-house.

Garments are:

  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavy Weight at 6.5-7 OZ or 240-280 GSM (depending on if the garment is marked as washed)
  • Boxy but not "Oversized". If you're a Large in a normal fashion cut... order a Large, if you want it baggy, go XL

Product photography or mock ups are generally Small or Medium in size, please note that due to the printing process, designs may appear smaller on sizes Large to 2XL

Any resemblance to any actual person, living or dead, is purely coincidental

      VIEW THESE COLLECTIONS